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 唱那種打情罵俏歌的... 這麽難猜嗎??? 
 好啦~~好啦~~ 選擇題!!!   
 
   1 鬼打三姑
   2 鬼衣行道

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吃一颗糖,告诉自己生活是甜的……
本帖最後由 鬼衣行道 於 2012-11-19 23:59 編輯
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竹子 發表於 2012-11-19 23:10


答對了!!! 只有竹子妹妹大獎!!!
没有小獎!!! 其他人不必猜.....

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竹子姐姐太厉害了!果然是明察秋毫的高手哇!
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 ...唱那種打情罵俏歌的...???
鬼衣行道 發表於 2012-11-19 17:41


會唱那種打情罵俏歌的, 又聲音沙啞的.....不該只有三姑, 其實是 ?!
在那遙遠的地方已經無三姑的文, 不好舉証.....
但在那更遙遠的地方, 唱那種打情罵俏歌的痕跡仍在.....


幕後代唱的應該是.........


Rod Stewart - Do You Think I'm Sexy
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTExMDE4NDQw.html



She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous, avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out
and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey
let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute
before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her
exactly what his heart meant
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多谢BB大的奖赏
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I would have given you all of my heart
But there's someone who's torn it apart
And she's taken just all that I had
But if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst

I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
And I'm sure going to give you a try
And if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
But when it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst

I still want you by my side
Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
But I'm sure gonna give you a try
'cause if you want I'll try to love again
Baby I'll try to love again but I know

The first cut is the deepest
Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
When it come to being lucky she's cursed
When it come to loving me she's the worst

本帖最後由 藍心 於 2012-11-20 16:18 編輯

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First Blood (It's a long road by Dan Hill)
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjQ0NDI1NTYw.html




It's a long road
When you're on your own
And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart
And every new town just seems to bring you down
Trying to find peace of mind can break your heart

It's real war right outside your front door
i tell ya, Out where they'll kill ya
you could use a friend
Where the road ends
that's the place for me
Where i'm in my own space where i'm free
That's the place i wanna be

Cause the road is long,yeah
Each step is only the beginning
No place,just heartaches
Oh man,is anybody winning ?

It's a long road,and it's hard as dark
Tell me what do you do to survive
When they drew first blood
that's just the start of it
Day and night,you got to fight to keep alive

It's a real war right outside your front door
i'll tell ya, Out where they'll kill ya
you could use a friend
Cause the road is long.yeah
Each step is only the beginning
No place,just heartaches
Oh man, is anybody winning

Its a long road...
 身影已近,景山神躺在沙丘上瞇着眼觀察,是個坐在背上身影歌唱。 
 歌聲如此近景山神快要反胃,猛然運氣跳起身來臭罵曰:
「何方妖孼,擾我美夢,降頭要你背後發涼!!!」
 歌聲頓止,月光之下聽得身影大聲曰:
「饒命啊~饒命啊~大俠饒命啊~~小老兒只是路過啊~~~」
 景山神趨前一看,原來只是個瘦弱小老頭
 細看之下,瘦弱小老頭生得面目可憎兩眼醉醺醺渾身撲鼻酒氣
 像似一個泡了一整天酒吧之後才剛剛要回家的人界混蛋
 再看其哇!!! 真奇怪,是一隻水牛!!! 
 牛背上有一木箱,箱子裝滿着印有黑狗啤五加皮商標瓶子。
 景山神粗聲曰:
「你這人不像人鬼不似鬼爛模樣叫啥名??? 
 你這水牛是啥怪牛??? 為何水牛會跑到沙漠???」

 小老頭戰戰兢兢答曰:
「大俠明察,大俠明察,大俠啊大俠..... 
 小弟山芭佬陌陌無聞仙界人界鬼界統稱鬼打三姑
 嚴格歸類來說,小弟可說是!!!
 此老牛是小弟家鄉耕田良伴正趕路回家喇
 曰:『上善治水水善利萬物而有靜居眾之所惡故幾於。』
 小弟家鄉近赤
 頭殼空空不知
 古訓處世須正
 頭殼戇戇想學
 聽聞北極水是
 頭殼鈍鈍去求。」
 景山神臉一橫厲聲臭罵曰:
胡說水牛走這麽怎麽可能從赤道行至北極瞎說!」
 小老頭傻呼呼答曰:
「大俠明察,大俠明察,大俠啊大俠..... 
 前時小弟家鄉小學上課,書中有龜兔賽跑故事;
 老師常常說:『只要有恆心鐵杵磨成針』!
 景山神一生中第一次聽到這麽愚蠢渾帳爛道理感覺簡直是有如身處天方夜譚
 笑得五體投地,方才所憶起慘敗往事傷愁,頃刻間雲消雨散
 景山神不禁哈哈大笑,曰:
「哈咳咳... 鬼打三姑,你這混蛋智慧,吾已確認你真的是
 當下拍拍鬼打三姑的肩膀... 
 明月星空之下,景山神鬼打三姑,一,坐在沙丘上喝酒暢談起來... 

 寫到這裡,鬼道要求藍心阿姐安排有獎遊戲... 
 猜中那歌聲是誰,清空俺網幣給他 / 她... 
 要說出正 ...
鬼衣行道 發表於 2012-11-18 23:42



 談論命,兩種人找算命,通常其一不外乎正面對人生困境時刻
 另一多是一些吃飽沒事幹年輕人專門相邀四五位朋友一起去聽聽命理大師批命。
 鬼道少年時屬第二種,就是那種幾位朋友一起去聽畢命理大師神準批斷之後,
 回到鄉裡納涼高樹下大家一起哈哈大笑暢飲啤酒笑談命理大師神準判斷
 也許鬼道習命理的原因出于此處,內心總是認為華夏前賢留給後世的術數玄學,
 不可能只是飬出一堆街邊賣膏藥算命佬
 問,鬼道是否曾經遇上真正論命準確的人???
 有,不多,不是那種日夜打廣告街頭巷尾敲鑼打鼓殿堂偉論命理大師
 是默默無聞不起眼小人物,也是論命不收費的小人物。
 
 很感謝藍心阿姐慷慨给予鬼道一個鬼話空間,鬼道想再一次告誡年輕人,
 命理只是趨勢統計,莫要迷信,不要去相信啥命理大師前世後世命中注定歪理
 或許某些來此地看鬼文章的年輕人入世未深,若真想算命,小心看人。如果遇上... 
 開口閉嘴呼嚕嘩啦仁義道德嗶唎吧啦滿天神佛岸然道貎孔家老店口吻一等奬命理大師
 鬼道奉勸:「快逃! 基督教、伊斯蘭教、佛教、天主教,宗教正信者絶對不會搞算命!!!」 
 那些岸然道貎六道因果命理大師十之七八多是早上辨公室桌上一堆聖賢經書
 晚上睡覺前卻是曹查理三級黃片影迷!!!
 若妳是年輕美媚找算命,爾須更嘉警惕;那些岸然道貎六道因果命理大師可能嘴巴談命理,
 眼睛卻盯着眼前的妳腦袋正幻想着和妳上床!!!
 說一個笑話... 六年前遇到老同學,是一位退休校長。幾位老傢伙帶他去夜店滚,鬼道沒去... 
 隔兩天鬼道去酒吧,媽咪笑言:「你的朋友人老心不老手特別癢甚麽都要... 」
 哇哈哈格格格...  杏壇翼翼老書生一進酒吧變色狼... 


 鬼道又想告訴諸位喜愛來鬼道場逛逛的仁兄仁姐... 
 對于術數的批判,中港臺與星馬一帶思想南轅北轍,區域文化大不同。
 論術數功力,這裡的人可懶得理您啥門派不門派
 懶得與您談啥《我門派比你正你法門比我準》陰陽大道理,這裡談的是立竿見影效果。
 大街小巷很多不愛算命不愛術數的人都會告訴您:
不必大風吹您算命有多麽厲害,先測幾個四星彩讓大家發財,如何???」
 命理網站在這一帶不流行,搞測彩可火啦... 
 不信??? 不如去koonhua兄的網站看看... 大馬4D博彩預測論壇
 測彩高手有myy2011白云道人5532v心想事成v
 wulang天外人... 多啦!!!
 噢噢噢... 莫忘了孤海壬神大哥大大來這裡示範的當日測當日得奬... 大六壬測彩派
 這些測彩英雄可不必像某某某某一卡車搞算命的氣震寰宇名門大派命理大師談啥袐訣袐訣的... 
 人生路漫長,多起伏,人只要積極不悲觀面對人生低朝,沒有不可改變的凶運趨勢

 真正論命,一談就是二三十年運數;測彩則專判斷短期變數。
 岸然道貎六道因果孔家老店口吻一等奬命理大師短期預測都不敢下場,
 還大剌剌談啥二三十年命理運數!???
 這些六道因果命理大師~~~  十之八九乃宿命混蛋... 
 運數趨勢不佳的年輕人找算命若遇到這種宿命混蛋~~~
 是不幸之中更不幸... 灰上加灰攪拌變黑!!!
 幫他人批命,最重要的是莫要自己騙自己。
 鬼道吃到這麽老,命局定盤也會有誤判... 霉運連連,來拜拜,問出路
 有誤判就要承認,這是習術數者自我要求進步的首要條件。
 或問,準確的又如何呢? 看看此命例遲一日出生
 鬼道會再提供另一個輕易令人誤判的命局... 
 待續...

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